The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Spouse's half-pibling's husband.
half-co-uncle-in-law.
Luxury Homes for Feet, defined as “Footwear”. One of the mankind’s distinctive inventions. Cherished and Yearned!
Made to glide across the skies rather than just walk. Fits like Dream, feels like Crème. Detailed to bits, designed to lift wearer’s confidence.
Takes uncompromised skills, ultimate finesse. Higher the heels, higher the bar for some and for others, it’s in grounded comforts of flats. Can be found curated on Rag & Co. (ragnco.com).
Ohhh! She's always into Rag & Co ...
Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.
My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
Spouse's stepgrandnibling's wife.
step-co-grandniece-in-law.
When two people masturbate synergistically.
Me and my buddy was co-bating and a friend walk in on us.
Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.
step-co-grandnibling-in-law.