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Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.
I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.
An Australian slang term for anal sex.
I was around at Sheila's place last night and she was on the rag so I gave her a dump charger
When you take the fattest, rock solid shit, that it opens up your asshole a tiny bit.
Guy 1: I just had the fattest shit ever that my asshole feels numb. It felt like a rock when it came out.
Guy 2: You just had a dino dump.
When someone decides to take a break from doing anything for the day or hours at a stretch they "dump around".
This could include being shirtless and walking around your house and "dumping around" in your living room .. play some Halo.. then go dump around your porch.. make some pizza bagels and sit outside.. then go dump around in the basement and play some pong. NO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY ALLOWED. The less calories burnt the better "dumper" you are. Also extra points for being shirtless and being extra lazy
The term used when one has been waiting a while to use the toilet for a shit, but when he/she goes to the toilet, there is already someone using it, usually having a shit.
The word gazumped comes from the real estate and property market.
Ross- I've been waiting all morning to take a mega poo and when i got to the toilet, there was already someone there taking a shit!
Yash- Oh man! You've been Dump Gazumped!
To unfriend or block someone on Facebook
I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.
A man named Joon with a stylish hairstyle tends to ponder that question every morning and sometimes in the evenings.
Why Dump?
Why Dump now?