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when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight
I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.
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When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.
She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.
Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.
Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.
A dick so long, you end up fucking her so deep, you give her belly the dick.
"Dude, I gave that girl some belly dick last night."
"Girl, I got some belly dick last night."
When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.
A female who jumps from one sexual relationship to another.