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When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.
We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.
Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)
Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!
Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout
Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard
Claiming more importance/priority for the sake of it.
Enjoy my elephanting OP
The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.
**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***
Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant
When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.