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When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair
"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"
A English 21 salute is when 42 males line up (21 each side,) and proceed to jerk each other off whilst veterans slice down a slip n slide naked, with fireworks placed in their arse. The act of the veterans sliding down the slip n slide with fireworks and the shooting spunk resemble the 21 gun salute for the armed forces 🫡 🇬🇧
Well, me and George went to our annual army reunion and had the best English gun salute……. My balls are purple and bruised I beat them that hard
English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.
It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence
English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”
A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.
English grammar baffles me.l
When someone says some retarded stuff that don't make any sense.
Person : My his died.
Me : English?