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Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2021


Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 5, 2022


Gang Humping

When a bunch of people in a game are attacking you without attacking each other.

Quenton: All these shotgun players are gang humping me.
Bob Billy Joe: At least you're getting humped.

by WolvesMyth November 26, 2019


HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.

1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"

by phoenixkidgabe December 31, 2014


Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster October 25, 2017


Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.

It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week

by I love life and October 2, 2019


Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.

Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023