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moose knuckle

It CAN be for a dude, i guess, BUT it is funnier when refered to as a CANADIAN camel toe! come on i mean moose=Canada people!get with it!

-O ew!did you just see that camel toe!?!
-dude, no we're in Canada. It's proper term is moose knuckle. douchebag.

by Neumann December 26, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 182๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose juice

the urge to cause drama just because you can.

I was all hopped up on moose juice didnt know what I was doing at the time.... they were drinkin hateraide so i downd a bit of moosejuice to getter goin

by moosejavian May 5, 2011

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it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.

Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!

by runchi December 3, 2006

53๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls April 26, 2007

75๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moose Nuts

When someone is being a dumbass or a retard

Stop that moose nuts

by niokka June 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose shot

this is when you stroll into the woods and find a moose, you then aggresivly masturbate and jizz in the mooses eye. it is then unable to see and you then you use the mooses horns as a dildo

"hey guys wanna go out and scoring moose shots"

by mickeyb roll October 7, 2011

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The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

by Gujmach August 4, 2009

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