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Ron Paul

A far right candidate for President in 2008. He believes that 95% of black men are criminals

Ron Paul believes that 95% of black men are criminals

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 6, 2007

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Ron Paul

I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.

That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.

by Lord Grimcock September 6, 2007

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Paul Blart

A bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping"

This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself.

by negro jesus christos February 23, 2010

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Paul McCartney

One of the most talented songwriters in history. Often underrated for maintaining a "mainstream" sound, the depth and meaning of his songs surpass the political strength of Lennon's, and even the spiritual vastness of Harrison's, though overlooked because of his clever use of metaphors and wording.

Lines like, "All the world's a tiny bubble, floating inside the truth," can mesmerize a philosopher or metaphysician with no end. Other cryptic messages like, "In years to come, they may discover what the air we breathe and the life we lead are all about, but it won't be soon enough for me," allude to a optimistic, yet time sensitive revolution of humanity.

Paul McCartney continues to find the marriage between melody, rhythm, and wisdom, all while maintaining a friendly, philanthropic, and personable public image.

Steve: I used to listen to Paul McCartney because of his infectious melodies, but lately the lyrics have had brain working overtime!
Alfred: What do you mean? His songs always seemed silly and meaningless to me.
Steve: They are! Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. He manages to deliver what George and John tried so hard put into song, the only difference is he knows how to relate the concepts to the every day person. Pick up some of his off beat albums like Tug of War or Driving Rain to see what I mean!

by eyeloveyoumore September 19, 2014

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Logan paul

A guy that thinks hes all hard and can knock ksi out.

Logan paul is a dick

Stop bieng such a logan paul

by Melacrial November 1, 2019

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Jake Paul

A special 12 year old girl who likes other girls. His fans, known as the Jake Paulers are mentally ill, disabled seven year olds.Do not cross him, he has fame and popularity from riding on his brothers nuts. Legends say he has an extremely small penis if he has one. Very low IQ and he’s cumin with the crew. His girlfriend/sister =Tessa Brooks raps about panera. People say he dated Hillary Clinton but broke up becuz Hillary thought he was to much of a moon bat.

OMG your being such a Jake Paul!

by FakeBall January 17, 2018

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Jake Paul

A narcissistic idiot who exploits his 12 year old fans for money. His content mostly consists of fake drama, vlogs, and some obvious fake horror shit

You watch Jake Paul? Fuck you

by scyllaisreal July 25, 2018

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