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A legendary internet platform brutally murdered, and continued in the form of "Club Penguin Island" which is nowhere near as good.
R.I.P Club Penguin
Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
where were u when club penguin die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Club penguin is kil"
"no"
"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!
A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".
Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.
Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.