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A woman performing clitoral masturbation or known as “smashing the like button”
Lil sister Susie is in her bedroom smashing the like button to Johnny Sins
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when someone calls you and you don't want to talk, you press the ignore button on your phone
Person 1: I don't feel like talking to him right now
Person 2: Just give them the f-u button
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Windows of opportunity for enhanced vision providing unique novelty picture frames that help the inverted person see where they are going.
People with their heads up their asses need belly button windows to see where they are going.
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wait a minute. roots in prehistoric times in digital history with vcrs
hey man, press the pause button, i need to think
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The new tramp stamp. Just as the lower back tattoo draws eyes down toward the butt, the belly button ring draws eyes down toward the crotch.
That chick you picked up at the bar has a belly button ring... you're gettin' some tonight!
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belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
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Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.
The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.
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