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The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor
Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much
A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.
today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.
When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.
The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.