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squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone
me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!
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Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
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well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch
John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"
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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
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A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke
Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
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Random google search autocorrect!
Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!
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When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.