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A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.
I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.
Something impossible/ something really weird
“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”
When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout
Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard
Claiming more importance/priority for the sake of it.
Enjoy my elephanting OP
The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.
**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***
Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant
When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.
To spread the truth, that Julian Alaphilippe was pushed by someone working for his team just below the summit of the Galibier in the Tour de France of 2019.
The most beautiful #TDF19 in years and some journalist are looking to find a fly on a elephant. Go home negative people.