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fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.
wow! you have fwoofy hair!
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The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.
Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.
When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.
I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.
My roots are so grey I have covid hair.
A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.
What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.
the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.
G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?
Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.
“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”
That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
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