Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.
Friend: Lol its Jonathan
Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon
The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.
I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.
A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.
Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.
Jonathan is awesome. He is a great friend to all the people. He is an Amazingly hot and muscular boy but does not like sports. He wears glasses, He is smart and gets an A on all the tests. He is caring and helpful. He reads loads of books. But the negative about Jonathan is that he is a big mouth but he learns his lesson really easily. If you have a Jonathan as a best friend, you are lucky
Person 1: Is that Jonathan
Person 2: Yes, he helped me get A's on my test
You should go ask him for help as well
Person 1: YES I SHOULD
A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.
Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”