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A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.
My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.
Guy number 2: I don't see the problem
Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah
Someone Who Has Read All The Classics.
Someone Who Has Unthinkable Knowledge On The Bowel Movements Of Rats
Poppy Is A Mega Nerd Because He Has Unthinkable Knowledge On All Things Classic
A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).
'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'
(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
big juicy mega balls
damn boi, hes got a comically large mega balls dude!
A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady
a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.
dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night
A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm
Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000