moose knuckle

It CAN be for a dude, i guess, BUT it is funnier when refered to as a CANADIAN camel toe! come on i mean moose=Canada people!get with it!

-O ew!did you just see that camel toe!?!
-dude, no we're in Canada. It's proper term is moose knuckle. douchebag.

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moose juice

the urge to cause drama just because you can.

I was all hopped up on moose juice didnt know what I was doing at the time.... they were drinkin hateraide so i downd a bit of moosejuice to getter goin

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it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.

Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!

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moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

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Moose Nuts

When someone is being a dumbass or a retard

Stop that moose nuts

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The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

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moose ha

Phrase often said when bordom calls upon we. Used only with strong energy through vocals. Victims often think you are trying to ingest their ear lobe when being executed.

You can walk up to one of your friends for absolutely no reason (preferably when it is quiet in the room or area) and say the phrase "moose ha" in the ear while showing a little bit of aggression.

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