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Affluent neighborhood west of Chicago in the Chicagoland area. Large estately homes and manors paint the streets. People are affluent but relatively friendly. Posh is the rule here. Often over-looked as being a jewel of the Chicagoland area. Doctors,Lawyers,professionals and Entertainers and Atheletes use this town as a secret hideaway. Once home to some of history's greatest mobsters. The town has some of the most goregous and beautiful mansions and homes. Designer clothing is common here. BMWs are considered to be a "Low-Key" car and a everyday driver. Lamborghinis and Ferraris are common and Bentleys are seen daily. Mercedes Benz C-class is considered a car for a teenager only!!! The brat factor is live and well here but coverted "Brat-ism" is a resident here as it is not "Posh" to be a outwardly obvious "spoiled brat" Not uncommon for boys to wear Louis vuitton Bookbags and carry 1,500 dollar duffle bags around. Many girls have over 15 pairs of Red bottoms. Its a secret mecca away from the so "watched" neighborhoods. Its a town of obvious wealth that doesn't need to be consistantly promoted. Snobbery isnt king here so you wont find racism against race but rather against economic classes. Social status matters here along with economic status.
Biff:Look at that young black kid driving the new Bentley GTC Supersports.
Andy: Dude, of course that's pretty common he lives in River Forest,Illinois
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A prick band from White River Jct, Vermont. They don't really like to be known that they are from WRJ so they should Change their name.
They had a homecoming concert in Burlington, Vermont.
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To have sex with a woman whilst she’s on her period.
“Not tonight babe, I’m on my period”
“It’s fine to take a dip in the river, but I wouldn’t drink from it”
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sucking dick while masterbating to a picture of ur uncle
dude i wuz deep valley river-ing last night, it wuz so fun.
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A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley
Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
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School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.
Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School
Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids
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May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.
Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?
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