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The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
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A Tucson school filled with stoners. Everyone is drunk off their asses all day and skipping class. The teachers suck ass and all secretly smoke meth. If you go here you'd agree with everything we're saying. Full of ghetto mexicans (some are really hot) and some funny ass fights. If you come here you'll get no credits but you'll party every day. All other Tucson schools refer to it as Drugerita. If you want to undersand this get baked and read it.
(we're drunk right now)
"damn, look at that trashed mexican chick. she must go to santa rita high school"
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The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.
What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.
First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.
A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.
The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.
Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)
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Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.
Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.
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All around awesome high school famous for its artistically talented students. While many are drawn to SRHS for the ArtQuest program, there are plenty of "normal" students who aren't artistic and don't take any of those specialty classes. It was chartered in 1874. With over 2,000 students, it's the largest school in town.
Outstanding career programs include the agricultural, auto shop, wood shop, metal shop, and CISCO networking classes. There is also a full selection of Honors and AP classes.
SRHS offers many sports throughout the year, and competes in the NBL, NCS Division 1. While the school's recent football winning streak hasn't been too good, the team got a new coach and the future looks bright. Doug Courtemarche has coached state and national cross country/track champions and Olympians during his twenty years at SRHS. Many great athletes started at this school, so don't listen to people who say SRHS is for art and not for sports.
SRHS is the most diverse school in the city, and everyone can find their own niche here. Come join us. Learn the fight song. Start a club. Play a sport. And remember, once a Panther, always a Panther.
Santa Rosa High School Panther ArtQuest Art Quest
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full of mexicans and pregnant teens, this school may not be known for its academics, but compared to fillmore..it kicks ass!
-"who are we playing this friday?"
-"santa paula high school"
-"damn, there goes another loss for the flashes.."
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