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Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
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Tony is just a nigger turned inside out, you know Italian..
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Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.
"We get signal"
"Main screen turn on"
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One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.
NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
When did you turn your back on God?
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When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.
I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.
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National turn boys on day is when you gently rub around a boys crotch area and give them a boner
Omg so basically I just turned my boyfriend on
Why
Because Today is national turn boys on day
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1. A fabled heel turn in which John Cena, who has been babyface most of his career. Some people think it will happen. It is shrouded in Legend.
2. Something very unlikely to happen.
Person 1: *suggests something stupid like a theory*
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
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