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A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea
There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.
Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.
My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.
the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra
I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
when a friend gives you a moral boost, yet it's so twisted and you like it.
John gave me a moral boost-twist
ragingly twisting your balls whilst a toothless prostitute (who may or may not be a nugget) licks your bum out with maximum efficiency. this is all done while hanging upside down in gimp suit at the oldest night club in the city.
Kanye West: I am in love with the Kcinvar Twist, and I'm a genius.
A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.
“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”