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The man who ate all your lunch but your totally ok with it. (Related to Bob Saget) This man also runs his very own show.
the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.
sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.
When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.
that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper
that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS
everyone: RUNS
Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.
WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.