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The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.
- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!
When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"
Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
What you wear as a granny after preschool glasses
You used to wear preschool glasses but now you wear year 6 glasses
Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”
A teenager new to programming who asks simple questions and holds strong opinions based on very limited experience.
Coined by FuryoShonen.
This Python Year Old kept messaging me asking for help with his Discord Bot
A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach
Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution
The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.
"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."
"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"