third-cousin-2X-removed

Third-cousin-twice-removed (3C2R).

My third-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

third eye hi-5

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)

Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

third head

shaking your dick

I shook my third head last night so hard man

third-cousin-1X-removed

Third-cousin-once-removed (3C1R).

My third-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!