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I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.
"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"
It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.
*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".
"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".
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This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').
Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.
racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone
Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone
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Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.
one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.
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Reid: Is anyone here a pick me Boy?
Braden: I am!
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U call someone this if they have a really small dick and really thin legs. Usually get angered really easy.
Jake O has such tooth pick legs someone could put a truck through that.
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An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.
You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.
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