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1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.
2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.
Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel
A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.
Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.
These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.
Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!
When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
Bro I just cowed up last weekend
A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.
A ridden midden
'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'
'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'
'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'