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when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight
I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.
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A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.
Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.
A dick so long, you end up fucking her so deep, you give her belly the dick.
"Dude, I gave that girl some belly dick last night."
"Girl, I got some belly dick last night."
When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.
She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.
A female who jumps from one sexual relationship to another.
any two friends whose names are greg and richard.
invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!