frog tik tok

Frog tik tok is very self explanatory, it's a side of the video sharing social media, tik tok, that consists of frogs(and sometimes toads) usually depicting frogs wearing hats or doing cool things like skateboarding. Frog tik tok is usually linked to alt tik tok(the elite side) and queer tik tok.

"have you reached frog tik tok yet?"

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Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

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frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

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frog leg dinner

anal sex or doggy style sex; when getting a girl from behind it looks like frog legs with her ass and thighs all up in the air.

Last night I was with this bitch and I got me a "frog leg dinner".

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She likes frogs

If a girl tells you that she likes frogs, she’s giving you a hint that she’s not straight. That and/or she just likes frogs. But she’s probably not straight.

Yo Emily said that she likes frogs a lot... yeah she’s bi

mongolian mountain frog

1. An insult defining someone's ugliness
2. Someone that thinks they are the hottest thing walking, but really just look like a frog

Kaitlyn said the sex wasnt that good, so I said sex with her was like having sex witha mongolian mountain frog. The lights needed to be off and no one within a 2 mile radius

International Frog day

March 20th is Frog day!!! A day we take to celebrate our wonderful friends, frogs! Fun fact: A group of frogs is called an army. Frogs come in many different colors too. All in all they are INCREDIBLY AMAZING CREATURES we should cherish.

A: “Hey do you like frogs?”
B: “No.”
A: “We gun down people like you on international frog day.”