Lets just be friends

A polite way of saying "you're honestly terrifying and I'm worried a more direct rejection will cause you to break into my house and murder me in the night."

People on the receiving end of this phrase are expected to simply grow up and take the rejection like reasonable adults instead of whining like small children over the internet.

Person A: I like you.
Person B: I'm sorry, lets just be friends.
Person A: Oh ok. I can't say I'm not disappointed, but I understand that you are under no obligation to love me even if I was kind to you and we share a lot of the same interests, and I also understand that you are not obligated to give me a reason as to why you don't like me. I'll respect your decision because I actually have respect for you, and that respect is not and never was hingent upon whether or not we would have sex.

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Let's Just Be Friends

The dreaded curse uttered by a witch when banishing an unsuitable male partner to the friendzone.

Ashley: "Hey, let's just be friends."
William: "Okay." (internally screams in anguish)

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Who let the dogs in?

A saying that might be used upon entering an establishment and discovering that the majority of people in said establishment are ugly.

or

When a bunch of people start fighting and or going crazy.

(Upon entering their neighborhood sports pub)
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Let's do this!
(Mike and Joe walk through the front door)
Mike: Damn, who let the dogs in?
Joe: What the f*ck?
Mike: There's never any good looking chicks here.
Joe: Nope.
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Here we go!

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Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

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The Let's Play Curse

A condition someone develops when they become a Let's Player that, on a subconscious level, makes them want to do a Let's Play of every game they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, thinking of little quirks and catchphrases in each of these games that they could develop into commentary, as well as various "tricks" that they know in each game that they would like to share with their viewers; in this way, the word "curse" becomes synonymous with the word "addiction" (i. e. an "addiction" to Let's Playing), rather than the "bad luck" that Chuggaaconroy defined it as, regardless of his "coining" of the term. In addition to promoting the subconscious desire in someone to do a Let's Play of every game that they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, the Let's Play Curse also prompts it's victims, while they are playing a game "just for fun," to commentate aloud as though they were recording an actual Let's Play for others to watch.

While gamemixup333 and I were watching his sister play Pokepark, for the Wii, we had taken a break from recording a Let's Play that we planned to upload to YouTube, but the Let's Play Curse compelled us to make up voices for all the Pokemon and to criticize the logic of the game in our style of commentary, as though we were still recording.

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cancer

"Minecraft lets plays are cancer."

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Let’s Go Brandon

Shorthand Teabilly for “Fuck Joe Biden.” The Redneck Cultists that falsely believe in the easily disproven myth that 45 won the 2020 Presidential Election use it to show their displeasure with 46.

This got started when major media outlets misidentified the chant at the end of a NASCAR race that Brandon Brown won at Talladega Speedway in early October, 2021.

As a result, Brown has subsequently been turned into a colloquialism by cousin fuckers who desperately want to be oppressed.

“Hay, Cletus! The GOTDAMN police are telling me I can’t fuck my sister again. I blame that on this dumbass President. Let’s Go Brandon!

“I can’t have an abortion in Texas, so instead of hiding my feelings and saying something stupid like ‘Let’s Go Brandon,’ I’m just gonna tell it like it is and say ‘FUCK DONALD TRUMP!’”

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