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Lying about giving/receiving oral sex to/from someone, which includes sucking dick, eating pussy, licking bootyhole, etc.
WOMAN: You know that girl said you ate her out. But, I knew she's lying on your tongue because you was home the whole time.
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a phrase used to describe a word you can not think of because you don't know it. You use this phrase when you have no knowledge of the proper word to imply that you have simply forgotten. With use of this phrase, you appear no less intelligent, merely forgetful.
1. "Hey Marvin, whats the name of that actor... the one from Forrest Gump?"
"Aw damn, I totally know who you are talking about, the name is on the tip of my tongue..."
"Its okay, we all forget sometimes."
2. While playing charades:
"Oh no! I can tell what you are doing! it is on the tip of my tongue!!"
"TIMES UP! It was jitter-bug."
"See! I knew that, i just couldn't think of the word."
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When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.
Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
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The vibrating tongue ring is a barbell for a tongue piercing that has a vibrator on the top, used for oral sex.
Hey I went to her house last night and I brought my vibrating tongue ring, she was all over!!
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One who likes to eat ass hole or chode as a way to satisfy thier partner.
My girlfriend was doing some crazy stripper shit, so I went Chief Brown Tongue on that ass.
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When you run your index finger over your lovers tongue in a sexual way during foreplay or ask the question "Can I stroke your tongue?"...
Jack to Laura "Ey Up Love, Can I stroke your tongue?"...
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When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.
Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.