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Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.
"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"
Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.
"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"
When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
The act of cumming in someones canalis analis before unloading a fat ass fart
I gave this bitch a twisted milkshake
The twisted flip is a body varial in the opposite direction to the spin of the board.
twisted-flip: a varial heelflip or varial kickflip
The act of double fisting Twisted Teas.
Yooo this dude double twisting rn
When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck
Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker