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Like two boys fighting under a duvet
Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, when she walks it moves like two boys fighting under a duvet
When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick
I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed
This is an insider LGBT term for acknowledging that someone is a pre-op transvestite while simultaneously soliciting sex from said individual. This statement is often followed by backroom sex play included but not limited to fellatio, scat play, skull fuckery, and anal bondage.
you: "Hey there Mr. Movie Star. There's a cat under your hood."
movie star: "Wow, I'm impressed you noticed. Come over into my dressing room for a little while."
you: "i'd be happy to. You'll notice I have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and left back pockets."
movie star: "I read you loud and clear Danny boy! Let's get to it!"
(refer to hanky code wikipedia page for more information)
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CUPS describes a person who never packs enough marijuana into a bowl to accommodate everyone partaking.
I hate matching bowls with John because he suffers from CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome).
Another way of saying send nudes
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday
Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES
different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:
1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware
2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.
3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.
5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired
Notes:
-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).
-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.
-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high
-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.
different states of mind under marijuana
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What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.
Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.
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