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A completely derogitory term. Accurately describes someone who quite ovbiously is thick, or behaves in a manner in which you would never be friend. Unlike unit which could be taken as a term of endearment to a buddy, if called a unit. You would be a spun unit if you thought being called a spun unit brought you closer to the sayer. You would be fairly mad / cross while saying so.
Take a look at that f*cking c*cksucker taking up both lanes, AND he doesn't give a sh*t. He's a f*ckin spun unit if i've ever seen one. F*ck off loser ( as you give the finger as you overtake him)
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BG-Unit means "Bulgarian Unit." It is commonly used by Bulgarians who think they are awesome, thug, and cool like the actual members of G-Unit. However, the term was actually coined by two Americans, even though many Bulgarians refuse to believe this for fear that it might cause their masculinity to be questioned.
"DA JIVE VELIKA BULGARIA! BG-Unit!", said the Bulgarian, unaware that BG-Unit does not actually exist.
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The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
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This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
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can i hear a w00t?
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A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.
Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?
Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?
Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
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what brady says to be funny and to act black
Brady always says "G Uniiiiit!"
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a 50-cent inspired variation of a cunt
d00d, my girlfriends being a real c-unit
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50 Cents gang which started with him Lloyed Banks & Tony Yayo. the pendant spins
g-g-g-g-g-g-g G UNIT
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