vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina

Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.