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A condition in which a man craves period sex
Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.
When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.
When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.
Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.
Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'
When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.
Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in
When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.
A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.
I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.