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damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
When a watermelon goes off
The rotten watermelon smelled like gone off piss
a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.
1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!
"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
Only the finest of tuts .... Big tuts
>^>
Wow man do you see the tuts on her!!
Dayum those are some big watermelon tuts!!!
A black, also know as a African. Darker than under the bed.
Cop: freeze
Jamal: fuck you pig!
Cop: I said freeze you koolaid watermelon chicken lover! Bang bang
Other cop: another monkey down!
When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.