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When a generous lad jacks it off, dries it up all nice and crusty, and then slices and scrapes it down to a fine line of powder. You then make some cooze starving for a protein injection snort it up the smell shaft. Oftentimes, she'll tilt her head up and snort some air to get the baby dust down further in her head on the long way to the ovaries.
Lisa was looking a little buleomic and fiending for a nutritious snack, so I took her out back and gave her a couple lines of cumlombian gold.
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Coors' most value-priced beer, one step below Keystone and two steps below Coors/Coors Light. It is the order of Natural Light/Ice or Milwaukee's Best in both taste and price, but not nearly as commonly purchased.
"I'm making a beer run... You guys want Natty or Beast tonight?"
"I'm tired of those, get some Extra Gold or something."
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When you eat a lot of corn and then take a shit inside a lady friends vagina. The corn will respresent the gold coins you'd hope to find at the end of the rainbow.
You then must use your best Irish accent and say, "Oh me founds me pot o' gold!"
You then do an Irish dance like the lord of the dance and shit.
I had eaten too much corn at the Furr's buffet so I gave Luke's mom the ol' pot of gold.
Just about 45 minutes later I gave her another pot of gold, but this time it was on her face!
Bitch was mad happy son!
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After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck
That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
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A person who has fallen victim to the act of gold dusting.
Gold dusting is the act of changing someones display picture (on your favourite social networking medium) to an image of Gold Dust, the wrestler, accompanied by a message pertaining to Gold Dust, or loving Gold Dust.
Dude, you left your Facebook logged in.. You better hope you don't get gold dusted.
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Bill cosby: Ha, that was funny.
Steven Hawking: I know, that was some real comedy gold.
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