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half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

by Etichetta Nera May 28, 2021


Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

by Trunkermaloso April 11, 2024


Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 23, 2023


Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.

The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.

by Old Phardt May 13, 2024


neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.

-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.

by Quodd April 19, 2022


Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.

The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 24, 2024


Woke Latin

A type of dialect which any dialect can be interjected into the English or other Latin-based languages. Woke Latin has no set or strict dialect it must adhere to and can be interjected with various and unlimited other spoken Latin-based language dialects.

Brutus: Woke Latin, learn up. You know none.

Brad: Wut?

Brutus: Smack crack?

Brad: Are you selling me drugs or somethin'?

Brutus: Shut that snitchin! Learn up Woke Latin or get crackin' befo'e yo get popo rite hur! Unless yoos wanna git ditchy when I escapeé!

by Julius the Jules October 29, 2022