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Also known as NYC or "The City". Known for its lights, businesses and pizza. Most overrated city in the world. Everyone is rude and so obsessed with their own life. The winter season is brutally cold although Christmas time is nice. Extremely expensive. Great theater (Broadway and off broadway). Great outdoors such as central park and botanical gardens. Many music festivals in the summer. Really a combination of 5 big cities connected by bridges, highways and tunnels. Nowhere near as great as Los Angeles. Very densely populated. The city is very cold hearted and survival is difficult which is why its called the concrete jungle. Home to arguably the best parade ever in the labor day parade. Worth a long vacation but not living and paying the ridiculous amount of money real estate agents pocket for a shitty apartment or sharing an apartment with roommates. Endless amount of things to do. Great public transportation and awful traffic. City life is go go go. If you're a laid back person nyc is not for you. People will giveyou dirty looks for walking slow.
Person 1: Yo, we out to da City. New York City .
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.
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A movie that greatly depicts the division of New York in the 1800s by immigrants who immigrated from Europe. Stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day Lewis, and Cameron Diaz
If you wanna see what New York was like in the 1800s, watch Gangs of New York
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A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area
I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice
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when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York
Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk
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This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.
I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.
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One of the best cities in the world. It has some flaws, though. See, if New York were a person, Brooklyn and Staten Island would make up its asshole. Brooklyn and Staten Island = New York City's asshole.
Aside from that, it's a great city.
B: shaolin, represent yo
C: we'z from cRoOkLyN dawg
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These people must be thrown in a vat of acid. Then NY would be perfect.
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football team that thinks its the center of the world; hasn't been to great since Parcells won 2 Super Bowls for 'em
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