Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

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I/S

The best board on neopets.com, also containing the most wonderful chick ever, gaby (gabs)

n00b: hdjhjkgjhgkd
Gaby: *ninja kicks because she is awesome*
rest of i/s: ily gabs

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w/s

Stands for waalaikum assalam, which is the arabic reply to salaam alaikum.

salaam alakum means peace to you
Alaikum assalam means peace to you, too.

salaam alaikum Mohammad
w/s Ali

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s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Dude the sheets were so messy after I took that girls s card.

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maria s

any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.

i wish i was friends with maria s! -everyone
well i am friends with her so it sucks to be you! -her friends

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S-A-D

an acronym for: Suck A Dick

Pronunciation: ES-UH-DEE

-"Hey Joe wanna hang out?"
-"Why don't you go S-A-D Jim."
-"If you didn't want to hang out you could have just said so."

which is an insult meaning go suck a dick or leave me alone in other words

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Fundament(s)

Ideas of basic Griffy baseball knowkedge that may be lost during a specific time

Jut: "There, I took all of your fundament(s) away!"

Nik: "Fundamental baseball" (After base hit)

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