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A huge bitch but has an amazing vag and gives great head and can deep throat like all hell.
RL:Dude she is such a cock guzzling thunder cunt.
CW:oh really? i think i might have to hook up with that
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One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.
Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.
8👍 12👎
dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA
how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?
o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche
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1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
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omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.
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the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.
Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
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stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators
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