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neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009


Charking off

It's like Jerking off but Chark style

Charkon loves Charking off to Charkette (after streams)

by randomusers June 13, 2019


knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.

"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"

by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017


You off flowing taps.

An off tap that flows.

you off flowing taps.

by official kski May 25, 2020


get off the bread

Getting off of or stopping the bullshit about Money issues

Get off the bread, I'm not paying you for that.

by Freshconman December 24, 2022


Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display

Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"

by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023


i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021