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Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
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