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It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm
Hes gotta get his dick sucked and he is going to suck dick
national manuel day is crazy. lets have fun
May 1st is National Stop This Stupid Trend Day. On this day, no one of any age is permitted to make up any more of these stupid random holidays that have no meaning or significance.
Hey 12 year old! You can’t make your “National Anime Titties Day”. It’s National Stop This Stupid Trend Day!
on october 28th every year it is national bully dennie day, so bully anyone called dennie
man: hey is your name dennie?
woman: yes my name is dennie
man: ha lols its national bully dennie day today
national arian day is a day to celebrate all people named arian. this day is celebrated on April 20th.
National arian day is a special day is for all the arians in the universe being brave enough to have to deal with this shitty planet.
On October 13th a regular gym go-er who has been annoyed for years by the phrase "how many sets you have left" by other people at the gym finally experienced pure bliss and peace by not having this phrase said to him for that day. This day marks triumph over set questioners/askers at the gym. We just trying to workout without 5 other people asking "how many sets you have left" every 2 minutes. Annoying bastards...
It's National Set Free Day don't ask how many sets I have left
Forcefully have beat and torturea group or community owner / founder, and they CAN NOT fight back
"Bend over that gyat and give me your ass baby girl, it's national group owner beating day"