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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
A group of people who love to sleep all day everyday
Me: hey bro, are you apart of sleep-a-nation?
My friend: oh of course broooo I love sleeping
It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm
Hes gotta get his dick sucked and he is going to suck dick
national manuel day is crazy. lets have fun
May 1st is National Stop This Stupid Trend Day. On this day, no one of any age is permitted to make up any more of these stupid random holidays that have no meaning or significance.
Hey 12 year old! You can’t make your “National Anime Titties Day”. It’s National Stop This Stupid Trend Day!
on october 28th every year it is national bully dennie day, so bully anyone called dennie
man: hey is your name dennie?
woman: yes my name is dennie
man: ha lols its national bully dennie day today
national arian day is a day to celebrate all people named arian. this day is celebrated on April 20th.
National arian day is a special day is for all the arians in the universe being brave enough to have to deal with this shitty planet.