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Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?
Sally No its too cold!!
Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!
Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
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In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.
OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?
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when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
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Perverted sex maniacs in "Urban Dictionary" who only come up with made-up slangs that always has something to do with "sex", because they mainly think with their genitals and not their brain. Some may also spam a bunch of sex jokes just to cause irritation to others who are actually trying to learn other slangs, but they can't because most slangs are always about sex, thanks to all these Urban sex freaks. Almost every slang word I read from there's always one with an alternate definition, having to do with sex.
People like these trolls need to be exterminated for poisoning the public with their sexual filth, and perpetuating more sexual perversion.
Me: *Simply Reading about "Lamps" in Urban Dictionary*
Urban Sex Troll: Writes "lamps" - Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter."
Me: Wow! Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even look up the word "lamps" without it having to do with sexual perverted fantasies. Fuck these Urban Sex Trolls. They're mainly the reason why people hardly come here to this site.
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1. The practice of searching the world for Mythological creatures (not just unicorns) and having sex with them.
1. "Man... I'm bored"
"OPERATION UNICORN-SEX!"
"Rad Idea homie! Let's go hunting for the minator!"
"True dat... we gon' screw that myth!"
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an anal sex cupcake is made during buttsex
after fudgepacking, the shit is sometimes covering the whole tip of the penis, making it look like a chocolate cupcake
thus it is called anal sex cupcakes
john made anal sex cupcakes with his life partner
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naked sex chasey can be played by two or more people. the object of the game is to all get naked, run around a building and have FUN!!! use protection also...
Me n a mate did it good fun naked sex chasey
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