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On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk”
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii
On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
National Buy Malakhii something day
Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.
Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
To pail nation is to attack a group of three people considered under 13 or attack one adult whilst under the influence.
"My friend accidentally did a pail nation yesterday"
Men need to be cares for, looked after so every year on the 3rd of December ask a boy if you encounter one, “Are you okay?” get them to express their feelings to you.
Her: “Today is the 3rd of December which means it’s National Care About A Boy Day”
*walks to a boy*
Her: “Are you okay?”
Him: “No, not really”
Her: “Let’s go talk about it”