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When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .
Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"
Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."
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A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
3👍 2👎
when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
3👍 4👎
A shit bag with a feeble, nervous voice.
A useless cunt, with an annoying voice.
"Did you even listen to Perkins' presentation earlier?"
"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."
5👍 10👎
A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.
Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
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SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
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someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!
aw, man, ur such a shit faced cock master!
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