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Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
This is a day when you recreate some of Danielle Cohns TikToks and try your best to get famous lmao.
What are you doing Y/N?
Its National Danielle Cohn Day and Im recreating Danielle's TikToks.
August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend
Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys
National Nonexistent Day takes place on Feb 31st, because, the day doesnt exist.
You: Hey man, what day is it?
Man: Well, it is not National Nonexistent Day!
A pedophile who got struck by lightning.
Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.
omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb
National baking day is a day where only on February 23 you can give sweets out for free such as brownies cookies ice cream donuts any thing you can bake.
Jimmy celebrating national baking day!