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The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED
Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?
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A yardstick of badness used to judge comparative pain or suckiness
something may be greater than or less than bleeding from your cock
can be appreviated as bfc
nvidia linux drivers < bleeding from your cock.
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When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.
Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.
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kinky sex toy to maximize the amount of pleasure two people have during sex. LOTS AND LOTS OF ORGASMS....makes people scream SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Rachel has a pink dual vibrating cock ring she uses when she has sex.
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One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.
On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.
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Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.
Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.
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An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult
He’s not interested in her.
Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.
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